I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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