i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
