So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I could fuck to npr.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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