Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
its not stalking. its research.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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