i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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