Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize