if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you will always have a special place in my vag
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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