Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom