i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!