im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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