do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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