So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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