that's an acceptable place to lick
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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