You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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