what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
These tits shall not be calmed
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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