i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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