Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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