So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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