Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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