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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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