There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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