Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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