I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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