doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
