Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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