i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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