I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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