No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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