If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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