the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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