Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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