so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
smell my finger.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
