Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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