Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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