Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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