I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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