he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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