How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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