So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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