he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
How does one acquire holy water?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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