are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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