She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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