all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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