I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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