is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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