We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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