do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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