you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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