That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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