I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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