I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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