I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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