Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sorry about my life...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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