I'll bet she douches with gravy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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