Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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