I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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