everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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