So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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